change ur life a bit..

some quotes relates with our life..

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".

 I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

 

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

The one who forgives little, loves little.

 The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.

I'd rather have an enemy who says that they hate me, than to keep a "FRIEND" whose mission is to put me down secretly.

Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl

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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

  Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.